Friday, February 29, 2008

Friday's Snippet #22 (I think)


This is a picture of my psychokitty taken by me yesterday with my brand new and quite wonderful digital camera. I also bought a 4G memory card to go with the camera, which equals around 2,000 pictures. I wonder how long it would take me to fill it. :)

This is the scene right after the one from last week, two scenes actually since the first is so short. I will get around to read everyone else's snippets, but it might not be until Sunday (I have a writer's group to go to- my first time). Hope you like it.

“Adhara? Sweet girl? I need you to get up, I’ve got a favor to ask you,” Vela’s voice was soft but woke her none the less. Then again Vela was not only Mum, she was, more importantly, the Captain.

“Yes Ma’am?” Adhara yawned deeply, rolled over, and opened one bleary eye as Vela sat on the edge of her bed, “You accepted Farmer Tobias’ offer?” It was just a guess, but Adhara felt it was a pretty accurate one.

“I did,” Vela agreed, “We need supplies, a large amount, and we need to replenish our fresh water…”

“And somehow he knows that you can’t leave port,” Adhara shook her head. “I’d like to know how he knew. When do I leave?”

“This morning,” Vela sighed in relief, “You’ve a good head on your shoulders; you should have no trouble getting what we need.”

“If I remember true,” Adhara climbed out of bed from the other side and pulling on her shore leave clothes, before packing the rest of her gear in her duffel bag, “his farm is a full two days out of town, so I should be back in a week, give or take a day. Don’t go anywhere without me.”

“Don’t worry,” Vela assured her with a grin, hugging her daughter and kissing her forehead, “We’ll still be here when you get back.”

From the sounds emanating from the stables, someone was very unhappy with the day’s plans, “What do you mean, I have to go out to the farm with this Trader, why can’t someone else go? I’m in the middle of a very tricky dyeing project and if I don’t finish it today the dye will be lost.”

“Now, don’t fret Selene,” the voice Adhara heard managed to be both condescending and slightly threatening at the same time, “I had Tavie bottle it up nice and careful for you.”

“Thus ruining not only the dye that took me all of yesterday to mix up but my best jar, and my only glass one at that,” the voice that muttered this, sighed in defeat, making Adhara want to rush in and do something, anything to make whoever belonged to that voice not sound so sad.

Walking into the stable yard, Adhara walked up to the owners of the quarreling voices and faced Farmer Tobias, “Farmer Tobias? I’m Adhara from the Free Trader ship Intrepid, my Captain sent me to accompany your agent to your Home Farm.”

“Agent? Bah, this is my daughter, Selene.” The Farmer looked Adhara over carefully. Making sure, no doubt, thought Adhara, that Vela had not sent some strapping boy to seduce his only daughter, and hardest worker, away, “Thinks she’s MarĂ© herself, this one does. Good luck,” and with that the farmer went back into the farmhouse shouting orders as he went.

Adhara turned to face her traveling companion and froze, all thoughts flying away at the sight of her face. The face was as beautiful as the voice she had heard: the hair that was spread out across the back of the thick woolen cloak was a thick honey blond. Not just any shade of honey, the pale golden honey that only the bees on Breccia produced from the flower of the tree known far and wide as Trader’s Balm: given that name because everyone knew how much Traders were willing to spend of their hard earned coin for some of that rare and precious honey. Traders used the honey for many things: barter coin, medicine, to satisfy a sweet tooth, and rumor said it was even used as an aphrodisiac.

The eyes that were looking back at Adhara were a beautiful gray-green color, full of intelligence and good humor as they laughed as if Adhara’s every thought were playing itself across her face. Adhara blushed crimson as she realized that was just what she was doing.

“I’m Selene,” she introduced herself, ignoring Adhara’s struggle to gather her scattered wits and respond intelligently, “I haven’t had a chance to harness the horses yet. I only just found out about this little excursion myself.” This last statement was said with considerable scorn, but Adhara had already realized it wasn’t aimed at her but at Selene’s father.

“I’ll help,” she quickly offered, “I only found out about our trek myself this morning, but from the dealings we’ve had with your dad in the past, I wasn’t terribly surprised when the Captain woke me up to tell me what he’d done.” And following Selene into the stables, Adhara gathered up the brushes and curry combs and began grooming the two draft horses tethered in the main aisle, waiting patiently.

Selene watched briefly as Adhara groomed the horses more thoroughly than they’d ever been groomed in their lives and then turned to the wagon, checking the wheels, the wagon bed, as well as the reins, the harnesses, the traces, and the wagon’s handles. Everything on the wagon was in order, but Selene was dismayed, when she checked the harnesses, that the leather straps had been stored hopelessly tangled; it would take her forever to get them straightened out.

“Here,” the still unfamiliar voice offered behind her, “I’ve finished with the horses, anymore brushing and those brutes would have started to purr,” Adhara chuckled, “I think the second one actually started to drool, she was so relaxed.” Adhara smiled briefly at Selene and then turned her attention to the tangle of leather straps dangling from Selene’s hands. “If you hold that, and that,” Adhara murmured, part in explanation, part thinking aloud, “and I hold those, and pull there. We have it!”

As Adhara pulled the last strap, the two harnesses suddenly separated and hung neatly, Selene holding one and Adhara the other. “If you’ll hold that for a minute, I’ll put this one on first and then we can harness the other without needing to untangle those blasted things again.”

“How did you do that?” Selene asked, amazed, “I thought it was going to take all morning just to get the two separated, let alone get them unknotted.”

“I don’t know,” Adhara replied honestly, after thinking about it for several minutes while strapping the patiently waiting mare into her harness and then strapping the harness to the wagon, “It’s a talent, I guess. I’ve just never met a knot I can’t undo.”

“Well, it’s a good talent to have,” Selene agreed as Adhara returned and repeated the process with the other horse, a nice placid gelding, “I can see how it would be handy on board a ship. The middle of a gale storm would not be the place to find your lines tangled.”

Walking over to where they had both stored their gear, Adhara loaded the bags onto the wagon bed before turning to Selene, “Is there anything else that needs to go with us? Anything else we need to do before we leave? Then let’s head for the hills.” And climbing onto the driver’s seat, Adhara took the reins from Selene and nudged the horses into motion. “You were generously volunteered for this journey, the least I can do is my fair share of the work.” Adhara offered, smiling over at Selene, who smiled back surprised and pleased, evidently not used to other people helping out.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Thursday Thirteen- The Mystery Edition









Thirteen of My Favorite Mystery Series




I promised Susan a list of my favorite authors, and so decided to do one or two Thursday Thirteen's and split them up by genre, and today is mysterys (I seem to be on another mystery kick). I also thought I would tell you all about my favorite website for info on mysteries: Stop You're Killing Me. They have the most complete information on mystery series I've come across. They create a page for each author and then separate the books by series and list them in order by pub date (very helpful for people who prefer to read series in order). So here is my list, enjoy.

1) Anne Perry- both the Monk series (first book- The Face of a Stranger) and the Pitt (first book- The Cater Street Hangman) series, as well as the Christmas novelas she's written where she takes secondary characters from the two series and makes them the main character. Both series are set in the 1800, the Monk series set just after the Crimean War, the Pitt series is set in late Victorian times.

2) Jaqueline Winspear- first book in her series Maisie Dobbs won the Agatha for first novel, the second (Birds of a Feather) won the Agatha. The first spans WWI, the others set after the war's end.

3) Charles Todd- the Rutledge series (first book- A Test of Wills), another book set after WWI, in this on the main character suffers from shell shock.

4) Victoria Thompson- the Gaslight Mysteries (first book- Murder on Astor Place) set in New York City in the late 1800s, and the main character is a widowed midwife. She's a new one coming out Murder on Bank Street- that I'm waiting for.

5) J.D. Robb- Eve Dallas/ Roarke (first one Naked in Death). Yes, I actually do own three copies of this book- unfortunately I can't remember who I lent them to. Sigh.

6)Elizabeth Peters- the Amelia Peabody mysteries (first book- Crocodile on the Sandbank- my favorite title- The Last Camel Died at Noon). There are quite a few books in this series now, so they span from late 1880s to post WWI, the last book even had the Emersons witnessing the discovery of King Tut's tomb.

7)Laurie R. King- the Mary Russell series (first book The Beekeeper's Apprentice) and the Kate Martinelli series (first book A Grave Talent). The Russell books are also set after WWI, in England where the main character runs into (literally) Sherlock Holmes. Her stand alone mysteries are equally wonderful.

8) Shirly Damsgaard- The Ophelia and Abby mysteries (first book Witch Way to Murder- Ophelia and her grandmother Abby are witches, set in a small town in Iowa. Ophelia is also a librarian (not that I notice these things).

9) Madelyn Alt- (first book The Trouble with Magic)set in an antique shop in a small town in Indiana, the main character is suddenly exposed to witchcraft and all sorts of magical, mystical goings on.

10) Kerry Greenwood- the Phryne Fisher series (first book- Cocaine Blues)- set after WWI, only this time the location is Melbourne Australia- Phryne is a wealthy young woman who flies planes, solves mysteries, and appreciates the finer things in life.

11)Deborah Crombie- Duncan Kinkaid-set in London (first book- A Share in Death)- contemporary setting- police procedural. She's one of those writers I can't start late at night if I have to work the next day.

12)Rita Mae Brown- the Mary Minor and Mrs. Murphy mysteries (Mrs. Murphy is the character's cat)- the first book is Wish You Were Here. There is another series set among the horsey hunting set (first book is Outfoxed).

13) Dan Brown- I actually ordered the DaVinci Code for the dayjob when it first came out, but never got around to reading it until this past fall (after seeing the movie), and only then read Angels & Demons.

There are more writers I could include, and more I could say about all of them. But it's late, and a work night, and my eyelids are twitching, so I'm going to bed. I'll be around tomorrow to see everyone's lists. Have a good night and a great day.



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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

It Must Be Tuesday! :(

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Why? Because once again the toilet is backed up. To truly appreciate that statement, i have to tell you the Whole Story. Four Tuesdays ago (or five- I've lost count) I had the day off, and a coworker told me that they'd almost had to close early because all three toilets were out of order, but they'd gotten them fixed and things were back to normal, the next Tuesday the toilets are again out of commission, they come and snake them and things are okay. The next Tuesday they are again out of order, they come to snake them, but we close early because they have to take the toilet out of the men's room to do this. Last week, I again had the day off and they had to close early because, yes all three toilets were out of order and they couldn't find the problem. We ended up being closed for that night all of WEdnesday (my birthday), and most of Thursday while they dug up the backyard and replaced the pipes that went from the building to the sewer (they had rotted through). So we opened late Thursday and thought it was fixed...until tonight. Oh and the light bulb burned out in the men's room. Maybe they're possessed. Wish me luck. I need it.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Monday Poetry Train

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Well it's Monday, and boy am I glad last week is history, and hopefully our plumbing problems as well. Boy was it a doozy. I even wrote a limmerick about it. Enjoy.

Our plumbing's so bad that we're closin'
Their replacin' the pipin' with hosin'
Water lines they have crossed
Cable wires were tossed
This wasn't birthday i'd chosen.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Friday Snippet

As far as I can tell the last time I posted a snippet was December 14th, bad blogger. This has been a really bizarre week, but the plumbing has been fixed, the library has reopened, and the weekend rapidly approaches (Hallelujah!). Here is my snippet, which I promised Joy Renee I would post this week. This is the beginning of a short story I started about Cassie's teacher as a young woman. I wanted to delve a little into the world's back story (and find out how Adhara ended up raising a house full of girls). Hope you like it.


Adhara was up to her neck in very hot water, about to curse whoever had opened the door to her sanctuary with fertility, insomnia, and a house full of flatulent salamanders when the tantalizing smells wafting in from the open door caught her attention and changed her mind. The aromas of freshly brewed coffee, a deliciously seasoned lamb stew, and sour dough rolls fresh from the oven mingled temptingly, reminding her that a long time had passed since breakfast. A long time filled with hard work, which was why she was currently soaking her weary bones in one of The Arms of the Sea’s famous bathing chambers.

“Close the door, please?” Adhara asked tiredly, those tempting aromas were just one more reason not to let the cold air from outside steal away all of the heat she had built up in the room.

Without opening her eyes, Adhara listened as whoever was at the door came into the room, closing it behind them, pulled an empty bench close to the tub, placed the tray of food on it, and very carefully stepped into the tub. It was this last sound which made her curious enough to open her eyes.

Beryl, the Innkeeper’s daughter, was perched on one of the tub’s benches, gazing down at Adhara with a look of amused fondness. She and Adhara had been friends for as long as either could remember, and had shared many things and been many things to each other: Beryl had even been Adhara’s first lover, during one of last summer’s frequent stays at the Inn. Though no longer involved, they still shared a bed whenever Adhara and her mum where in port.

Looking at Beryl as she stood there in the glow of the candles on the sideboard, Adhara was reminded how often she was told by Beryl that the interesting things that happened in her life were all Adhara’s fault. Adhara watched bemused as Beryl turned so that the glowing candlelight cast her silhouette against the far wall: her long sable hair tied loosely and falling down in waves past the small of her back and as she turned more, the swelling stomach that had been hidden by the folds of her thick winter dressing gown.

Adhara choked on a laugh, saying, “You’re not blaming that one on me!”
“Oh, don’t be daft,” Beryl retorted, teasing her friend, “I knew you water babies didn’t know squat about growing plants, but I’d have thought that even you would know where babies come from,” and with that she threw her dressing gown onto the towel laden bench against the far wall and sank down into the still hot water with a sigh of bliss. Adhara watched her smile as she felt the buoyancy of the water take the weight of the still growing baby off her lower back and spine.

“You mean they aren’t left on the threshold by badly dressed gnomes?” Knowing how hard Beryl worked for her mum, and how she probably didn’t like to take time out of her work to sit down and eat, Adhara turned to the tray of food she had kindly brought, and had divided it into two by the time Beryl came up for breath.

“And how do you know they dress badly?” Beryl asked between bites, laughing at the look of sheer disgust on Adhara’s face, “Don’t answer that, I’d really rather not know. And no, back to the subject at hand, you can not dream a baby into being. That should let you off the hook,” Beryl added gingerly patting the bulging belly where her growing baby had only just dropped off to sleep, a little fist resting under her ribcage.

“Me?” Adhara squeaked. Adhara had taken the edge off of her hunger and Beryl was hard pressed not to laugh at the sheer panic on her face, “You’re not getting me anywhere near that whole baby making thing.” Adhara was quite insistent, adamant even, as she went on “getting seasick on dry land, not being able to climb the shrouds, getting stuck in port or even worse in winter quarters and getting left behind whenever anything interesting happens. No thank you,” she shuddered at the thought.

“Just you wait,” Beryl predicted with a laugh, “You’ll meet some sweet thing, and the next thing you know, you’ll be up to your eyeballs in babies.”

“Bite your tongue!” Adhara all but shouted; laughing as Beryl choked on her coffee trying not to laugh in her friend’s face. Adhara let Beryl enjoy the laugh at her expense before continuing on seriously, “Seriously though, first Calla, now you? What’s this sudden fascination with babies?”

“Calla felt it was time. She found the man she wanted to father her baby. He was willing. When the chance arose, she took it,” Beryl explained with a shrug, “mine just kind of happened, not planned, but not unwanted either.”

“Well then, I’m happy for you,” Adhara grinned, “But you still won’t find me anywhere near anything to do with babies.”

“How about a friendly wager?” Beryl replied archly, “I will bet you five peach pies that you have your first baby before you turn twenty.”

“First?” Adhara objected, “Why not my only? Calla says she’s only going to have one.”

“Up to your eyeballs, remember?” Beryl laughed as Adhara staggered out of the tub, gathered her things without bothering to take the time to get dressed, wrapped a towel around her shivering body, and fled as if chased by the very babies that Beryl had foreseen.

No TT- :(

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No TT today, I was a lazy person this morning, and now I have to go get ready for work (and psych myself up for it). I get to go babysit the building while the plumbers replace the pipes that run from the bathrooms to the sewer system. Joy. This probably explains the plumbing problems we've been having, I hope. So anyway, no that I've told you my woes. On to the giveaway.

The winners of my Birthday Book Giveaway are (drum roll please).... SciFi Chick and Nicole! Congrats to the winners. Email me your mailing addresses and I will send you one of my favorite books, probably Saturday (have many errands to run- and a digital camera to buy). And let me know if you don't like mysteries (I've got more mysteries in my share pile than fantasy).
P.S. Susan I'll send you a list as soon as I can put one together. :)

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Today is my Birthday...

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And to celebrate this dubious occasion, I am having a book give away. I will draw names from the comments to this post and send the lucky person (or persons) one of my favorite books (if you really don't like mysteries or fantasy let me know- I have other favorites). I'm trying to decide what kind of digital camera to get (so I can post my own pictures on my blog and not have to rely on the Cheezburger for my pictures), so in your comment if you could tell me if you have a digital camera, what kind, and if you like the one you have. I've been doing some research, just getting a second (and third) opinion. It's all good.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Catch-Up Monday: A Poem and a Meme

I know, I've been a bad blogger. No TT, no snippet on Friday, no blog entries for days. I've been wicked busy lately at work, and then Friday I spent the day with Larissa, and worked the weekend, but now I have two whole days off, so I can (hopefully) get caught up. I meant to post this last night, but I made the mistake of getting comfy on the loveseat with a good (totally awesome) book and a movie playing for background sound...and crashed. I did get up long enough to take out the contacts and brush the teeth, but that was it (I think I slept around 11 hours off and on last night). So anyway, meme first and then the poem. :)

Larissa tagged me for this.
The rules are:

1. Link back to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Share six unimportant things about yourself.
4. Tag six random people at the end of your blog entry.
5. Let the tagged people know by leaving a comment on their blogs.

1. I taught myself to play Fur Elise on the piano, by ear.
2. When I was fourteen I started making my own birthday cakes.
3. I don't get lost easily, turned around yes, but not completely lost.
4. Okay, here's a silly one. I'm allergic to mango peels- I like eating mango, I just can't peel them. The reaction is similar to poison ivy. I even had a mild reaction getting too close to a tree. Fortunately, there aren't many mango trees in VA, unlike south FL where I grew up. It makes me itch, just thinking about it.
5. I once memorized the first 18 lines of the Canterbury Tales for an English class. In Middle English. In High School. And I actually remember more of it than I do the 50 lines of Shakespeare I had to memorize for an English class in college.
6. Spending a semester abroad during college, I actually got to experience both April and March in England (but never made it to Canterbury). I would go back in a heartbeat.

Okay, I'm supposed to tag six people. I tag: Charli , Gabriele, Angela, Joy Renee, Cora , and Julia. Mwahahahaha.

Okay, now for the poem. I give you (drum roll please) The Canterbury Tales (no, not the whole thing, but if you want to read an awesome story- go dig up the Wife of Bath's Tale). This is the first 18 lines of the prologue, which sets the scene. Here it is in Middle English:

Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.

And a translation into Modern English:

When April with his showers sweet with fruit
The drought of March has pierced unto the root
And bathed each vein with liquor that has power
To generate therein and sire the flower;
When Zephyr also has, with his sweet breath,
Quickened again, in every holt and heath,
The tender shoots and buds, and the young sun
Into the Ram one half his course has run,
And many little birds make melody
That sleep through all the night with open eye
(So Nature pricks them on to ramp and rage)-
Then do folk long to go on pilgrimage,
And palmers to go seeking out strange strands,
To distant shrines well known in sundry lands.
And specially from every shire's end
Of England they to Canterbury wend,
The holy blessed martyr there to seek
Who helped them when they lay so ill and weal

(Personally I think the last word should be weak not weal, but that could just be me *g*). I hope you enjoyed the poem, and I'll try to do better about posting entries).

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Poetry Train Monday

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Not much of a poem today, just another haiku, which actually explains why I've just written a haiku. Friday at work I weeded and shifted 500 books in the reference collection. Very big books. And I spent the weekend feeling it. Ouch. But it's done, so yay. Have a great week.

Moving books all day
Shifting weeding heavy books
I might regret this.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

A mini rant

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I know, no snippet this week. I was all set to come home from work and post one (after hunting one down and immobilising it), but something at work just tweaked that last nerve, and after ranting at my poor coworkers about this I thought I'd share it with you. I work in a library (for those of you who didn't know), but I'm not saying where. I sometimes get asked to help parents help their kids with their homework, no biggie. And because it's February we have parents looking for information/pictures of African American Inventors (sometimes hard to find, but not impossible in most cases). The poor parent who came in today had to create a poster for her child with the picture of the inventor and their invention and we kept drawing blanks when looking for pictures of the inventors. But again par for the course, right? Until she mentioned that her daughter, the child she was helping do this assignment, was four. FOUR YEARS OLD! WTF! Pardon my French, but shouldn't school assignments be made so the child could actually do them? Most four year olds can't use scissors and have to be reminded not to eat the paste (and this teacher wants them to MAKE A Poster?). This is nuts. Why are you giving HomeWork to a 4 year old? Give them coloring sheets, give them storytimes, give them naptimes, and snacks with milk and juice boxes. Aaaah.
OKay, my rant is done, thanks for listening. Have a great weekend.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #39



Thirteen Tai Chi Positions


Last month, a friend of mine and I started taking weekly Tai Chi classes on Wednesday evenings after work. And as I'm sure Tai Chi will come up a time or two in my blogging, I thought I'd do a TT on some aspect of it. The form we do is the 42 Yang style, so I'll just mention the first 13 postures (not necessarily in order):

1) Commencing form
2) Part the Wild Horse's Mane
3) Strum the Lute
4) Single Whip
5) Wave Hands Like Clouds
6) Right Heel Kick
7) Golden Rooster Stands on One Leg
8) Needle at Sea Bottom
9) Fan Through Back
10) Deflect, Parry, and Punch
11) Strike to Ears with Both Fists
12) Brush Knee
13) Closing

It's a very good exercise, and really works you're whole body. It also wears you out, and I'm quite tired now, so I'll just say good night. :)


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Sunday, February 03, 2008

Superbowl Sunday!

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Okay, actually I'm cookin' chili for my peeps. We're having a party with chili and cornbread, wings, chips and dips... and a bucket of margharitas! So I don't think I'll be posting a poem anytime today (call it a hunch), but I'll try for tomorrow. So enjoy the big game (even if you're like me and don't actually watch football). :)