Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Have you seen...

Wanted: Crepe Myrtle
(aka the Headache Tree, aka Sinus Stuffer, aka Snotty)

Suspicion of: Assault with an allergic reaction

If spotted: Do not approach, do not pass go, do not collect $200. Immediately call
1-800-Stuff-U-Up, Operators are standing by.

No comments: